Mollom: Protecting 10th Century Bloggers from 21st Century Spammers Since 2008

One of the many language options for Mollom is Old English (you have to scroll through a giant list to select English, which is not pre-set, and right there next to it is English, Old).

This could be very useful if you expect most of your comments to be from, say, Alfred the Great (849 to 879) and his contemporaries. The spammers will undoubtedly not realize that they should be using a more than one thousand year old dialect to fit in with your site, and Mollom will easily detect our modern day dastardly apothecaries pushing apocryphal wares.